Thunder

I've never been too fond of thunder. I can bear with it if someone was around. But by myself... *cries hysterically*

It rained and thundered all morning. And for some reason the thunder song came up. You know, the one from Ted.

When you hear the sound of thunder don't you get too scared~

Just grab your thunder buddy~

And say these magic words~

FUCK YOU THUNDA~

You can suck my dick

You can't get me thunder

cause you're just god's farts

This is hilarious! Ted is so funny! I kept singing the thunder song and it actually helped. I just didn't do the fart at the end.

Went to the midnight showing of Ted. The same night Magic Mike premiered. All the girls came in chatting about Magic Mike and all the guys were like "What the fuck is Magic Mike!?" I wish I went to Magic Mike with my girls.

So when it's thundering outside and you're scared... FUCK YOU THUNDA~